Branding in a tech company

One of the things I learned by watching Garyvee is the difference between branding and marketing in the online world.

On the internet, you can either be a transactional marketer, or a branding guy.

You can spend money on Google/Facebook, drive a % of users to your funnel, optimize CTR & CPC, repeat. Or you can spend money on snapchat stories, fun competitions, blogs, any valuable content that may not drive direct results to your funnel but increases the volume of the conversation about your brand.

You could do both. It depends on your size & goals.

One thing I never understood when I read marketing and branding user research for an online product. What action should I take if I knew that 20% of our users shop online, spend more time on social media, or like to buy the cheapest thing?

When you read these reports, there isn’t much one can do. Online products are not sold on shelves and advertised for on TV. I don’t have to find the best retailer to put my product in. I don’t have to define upfront how the TV campaign will be perceived.

The online cycle is way shorter. You have to keep testing ideas all the time, optimize what works, and get rid of what doesn’t. It applies to branding, transactional marketing, and product features. The principle is the same, the difference is what you are optimizing for.

Maybe I am wrong, tell me what actions you could drive by reading such reports.

Google Docs

I am frustrated by Google Docs. Google got the collaboration part right, very right. Then they stagnated on making it better. It hasn’t improved much since then.

Google spreadsheet misses some features that are used on a daily basis by anyone using excel such as cutting and pasting columns. Whenever you cut a column in excel and paste it somewhere else on the document, excel will shift the other columns to the right and insert the cut column in the middle. Google spreadsheet replaces it.

I am helping a friend write an application for a scholarship. Since this is a lot of collaboration, we are using Google docs. The scholarship application requires specific word count to every section. In Microsoft word, if you select lines of text, the application will tell you how many words you’ve selected and how many there are in the document overall. I now have to select text, copy it to word, check the word count, edit, copy and paste again in Google Doc.

I won’t talk about manipulating tables in Google Docs and Google Slides. This needs a series of posts.

The problem is not the lack of these features, the problem is it hasn’t improved much since inception. When Microsoft released it’s office online suite, it was no where close to Google’s. I don’t know how far Microsoft’s product went but now there is a switching cost to move to Microsoft. I also have to use Google docs at work for collaboration since we are on the Google stack.

The message I use to search for apartments

Finding an apartment is a tedious process. I hate it.

One of the things I gave a lot of thoughts to is the message I send to landlords to get a viewing. I used to write quite lengthy messages until Khaled Kandil gave me the following one.

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mostafa Naguib, working as a Product Manager for GoEuro in Berlin.

Would you please tell me when can I visit the apartment for viewing?
Looking forward to hear from you.

Best Regards,
Mostafa Naguib

The message above I would say converts very well. At least in Germany. Feel free to use it. You are welcome.

Wunderflats

If you are a foreigner looking for a long term (1 Month+) place to stay in Berlin, Wunderflats.com could be a good option to find a house.

It is like Airbnb but for long term rentals. I used it to find the place I am currently staying in.

Units on the website could be a bit pricey compared to what’s on the market. But you don’t need Schufa (Credit score report), or crazy 3 months deposits that you will get back 3 months after leaving the place.

At least this was my experience. Give it a try if you are coming to Berlin and looking for a place to stay.

Sneaky UX – Deliveroo

I decided from now on to call dark patterns sneaky UX. I feel dark patterns is so evil, while most of the times it is not that dark.

Today’s sneaky UX comes from Deliveroo. A food delivery service in Europe.

If you start adding things to the basket, it will tell you the minimum is X for this restaurant.

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If you click check out without meeting the minimum order price, you will get this.

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I find it sneaky because it doesn’t tell me I could do this. I am sure many users who don’t meet the minimum order price either quit or keep adding things to their basket to reach the minimum.

This could be clearer.

Every Loser

I watched the movie “the big short” more than 10 times. It is a great story of how few people challenged everyone, and turned to be right.

One of the scenes I like is when this company led by Mike Baum (Played by Steve Carrel) meets a guy from Deutsche Bank who purposes the idea of shorting mortgage backed securities.

Shorting in this case simply means going to a bank and telling them I am gonna pay you X yearly. In the case of the unlikely event that this mortgage bond fails (people couldn’t pay their loans), the bank would pay you 10X or even 100X.

Mike Baum couldn’t believe what the Deutsche guy said that people won’t be able to pay their mortgage. He is a skeptical man. So he decided to go and find out.

The line that stood with me is this one where he is urging his team to move fast because..

“Every Loser With A Couple Million Bucks In A Fund Is Gonna Be Jumping On Us.”

I recently resonate frequently with this line. I think this is also becoming true in tech. Every loser with a computer and internet connection can launch a website/app and call themselves a founder. Only few people will have the courage, commitment, patience, and dedication to build a great company.

Deliveroo Surge Pricing

I am hungry on a Saturday night. I opened Deliveroo to order dinner, selected the restaurant, opened the page, and got this.

Sorry, we are unable to process your order right now.

There was another message in German. I google translated it.

Due to high demand in your area, we can not accept any new orders more apologize.

Supply is the fuel of marketplaces. In low supply, Uber tries to motivate more drivers by increasing prices. I don’t know what Deliveroo does regarding this.

The second problem with Deliveroo, there is no way to know when this would end. Uber allows you to see the cars on the street and by tracking the surge factor you can somehow predict when cars would be available or surge ends. Also Uber has the option to notify you when cars become available or surge ends.

Seems there won’t be dinner for me tonight.

The global tenant score

The home rental market is huge. In some cities it is very competitive to rent an apartment.

One of the biggest issues for landlords is how they would trust you with their property. Here in Germany they use credit score and your salary as proxies for how good you are. This is not fair.

There is an opportunity for a company to become the global tenant score provider. A company you pay money for to go talk to your current/previous landlord(s) and get feedback on you. Then you can use this score to apply for apartments.

I think this is more fair than judging you based on your current salary.

The question bothering me about autonomous cars

I don’t drive. I can’t drive. Everytime I am in a car there has to be someone driving it.

With the current race towards a fully autonomous world, the question that keeps popping to my mind is: Who will put the wheelchair?

Maybe we need autonomous trunks with robotic arms that can come out, fold the chair, and put it inside.

Wannavestors

We hear the term “Wannapreneurs” frequently. It describes a breed of startup founders who can be characterized doing everything but building something people want.

We rarely hear of “Wannavestors” (I just made up the word). This is a breed of investors who can be characterized by doing everything but investing.

As much as you should be wary of wannapreneurs, beware of wannavestors.